"And we never had a whole Mars bar until 1993"!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WHO WERE BORN BEFORE THE 70's.

First, we survived being born to mothers who lived in houses made of asbestos and who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat whilst pregnant.

Having survived that, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints, which we chewed. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, no...